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The Beast Of Her Loins

from Cured Using Natural Therapies by Fingermae

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A.K.A. "Hungry Vagina"

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Nancy was a girl who could put a smile on any face,
Cuter than a button and warmer than a fireplace.
Friend to the animal & general distributor of love:
Nobody guessed she had such a taste for blood (well, part of her did...)
 
It started one morning when she just couldn’t find the string,
Or the kotex it belonged to, no matter how many fingers she put in.
She worried for a few days but soon forgot all about it,
But the creature in her pants had awoke and it wouldn’t be disregarded.
 
Nancy never noticed the bite marks on her bike seat,
She couldn’t figure out why her tummy and her womb were barking at each other, 
But when she kept waking up with half chewed knickers, it was fairly plain to see,
She shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry vagina.
Shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry Vagina.
 
Nancy was a little worried - she was on a diet,
It’s hard to control your intake when there’s mouths on both ends,
She went to the doctor, said “Doctor gimme the news!
I think I’ve got a terribly bad case of hungry poon! (It’s very upsetting)”
 
Doctor’s advice was to take two and plenty of bed rest,
Clearly she didn’t believe it, she just wrote it off as stress.
Nancy was dismayed, but she knew what she had to do,
She began to feed it fruit and veggies every afternoon.
 
The beast of her loins wasn’t veggo, it needed meat,
It supported her ideals but didn’t share them when it bit off Zoe’s finger,
& in the scramble for ice and bandages, the neighbours heard her girlfriend scream
You shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry vagina.
Shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry Vagina.
 
She resigned herself to treating it just like her other cats,
Feeding it raw mince & cleaning up the slaughtered rats.
Her love life was saved when she discovered Kevlar gloves,
She got along fine so long as routines were kept up.
 
But there were slip ups, and they could end in tragedy:
The cute little kitten she’d just adopted, would end it’s life inside her,
& on that occasion a tearful Nancy turned and said to me,
I shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry vagina.
Shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry Vagina.

For a pen pal, it had the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
One time it ate a scented candle even though it was on fire
And as she applied some ointment to try and ease genital burning
She said I shouldn’t have gone to bed with a hungry vagina.

credits

from Cured Using Natural Therapies, released September 12, 2016
Drums: Lauren Allison
Bass: Nic Malouf
Guitars and Vocal: Fingermae
Backing Vocals: Brian Campeau

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Fingermae are a three piece Jazz Punk combo from Newtown. They enjoy playing live and hope to one day organise a proper press photo.

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